Two nuns were browsing the aisles of a convenience store when they passed by the beer cooler. One nun turned to the other with a wistful sigh. “Wouldn’t a cold beer be refreshing on a warm evening?”
Her companion hesitated. “It would, Sister, but imagine the scandal if someone saw us buying alcohol!”
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The first nun waved off the concern. “Leave it to me,” she said, grabbing a six-pack and marching to the checkout.
The cashier’s eyebrows shot up as the nuns placed the beer on the counter. Without missing a beat, the nun explained, “We use this as shampoo—it’s our special Catholic formula.”
The cashier nodded solemnly, then reached under the counter and added a bag of pretzel sticks to their purchase. “Complimentary curlers,” he said with a wink.
Sometimes, the best humor comes from unexpected situations—and quick thinking!
